Griping, Grousing, and Grumblings of a Grumpy Old Geezer

Funny Friday - Maybe they mean Whirled Peas?

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Funny Friday - Maybe they mean Whirled Peas?

So, for thirty-five years now the world has been pro-actively focused on world peace. Hasn’t it? Well, you’d have to think the UN has anyway, right? I wonder, is anyone talking about the same thing?

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Funny Friday – Pictures & +/- 1000 Words

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Funny Friday – Pictures & +/- 1000 Words

I’ve come across some rather unique Texas photo treasures that I’ve chosen to share and make this the topic for today’s Funny Friday installment of the GOG Blog.

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Funny Friday - It's Football Time in Texas

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Funny Friday - It's Football Time in Texas

Just as there are differences between Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, Lutherans, and Presbyterians, there are extremes that get the blood pumping for every football fan from El Paso to Beaumont and from the Panhandle to Brownsville. From Thursday night to Monday night if a Texas team is playing football “the eyes of Texas are upon them”.

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Funny Friday - Chuck Norris Lives Here

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Funny Friday - Chuck Norris Lives Here

He rose to fame as a martial artist… in fact, all the martial arts available weren’t good enough for Chuck Norris, so he developed his own. It’s called Chun Kuk Do.

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Coffee vs. The Grim Reaper

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Coffee vs. The Grim Reaper

There is absolutely no known cure for death, so if you enjoy drinking coffee – then drink coffee. If you’d want to try TEXPORIUM coffee – then you’ve only got a couple of days left before our summer sale is over and we raise the prices.

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